Our Story

Way back. Way, way back. Like, 2005 back, dur­ing the Bush II years back. A rogu­ish and ide­al­is­tic Burqueño crossed paths with a rogu­ish and ide­al­is­tic Mass­hole. The two gath­ered reviews from friends and friends-of-friends of every­thing they’d tell a week­end tourist not to miss. Three months and innu­mer­able Tall Boys later, 125 copies of Your Guide to the Albu­querque Under­ground were printed in Adam’s liv­ing room, and dis­trib­uted to par­tic­i­pants of the 2005 National Poetry Slam. At 20 pages – includ­ing the cover – and packed to the mar­gins with the finest bars, eater­ies, tat­too shops, and the safest places to pick up a hooker, the Guide was a sight to behold. Then, essen­tially, they for­got about it.

In 2007 another big poetry event prompted a remake of the Guide, and another in 2008, in a slim­mer, student-focused edi­tion, with edi­to­r­ial sup­port. Then came 2009, our land­mark year. The longest and coolest book yet (76 pages, 3 col­lectible cov­ers, and the guts printed on over­stock high-end papers) appeared on June 12 at the Atomic Can­tina, to a crowd of 150.

2010 fol­lowed with a 140-page tome, crammed with every­thing from mechan­ics to wor­thy radio stops, our first How To, and the paper doll vis­age of Don Schrader.

What iden­ti­fies us in the guide­book indus­try is our authors: you. Sure, we don’t con­tain every opin­ion in town, but we encour­age reviews from any­one who’s been some­where three times or more.

Now with five issues under our belts, we’re try­ing to push the notion of a Guide­book for­ward. We eat and drink heartily. We throw par­ties. You come to them. Every­one feels good.

Our web­site is a grow­ing, search­able, updated home­base for our books. We hope you’ll con­tribute to it – your review might even go into our next book.

Our Mis­sion: To pro­vide a com­pendium of use­ful, hon­est, and con­cise and unpre­ten­tious reviews, writ­ten by any­one who has patron­ized an estab­lish­ment three times or more, as a resource for peo­ple vis­it­ing, mov­ing to, and liv­ing in Albu­querque, New Mexico.