Arrival Handbook
We know how hard it can be moving to a new spot. You can eat at Subway, shop at Wal-Mart and bank with BoA anywhere. But, if you’re reading this, you probably see value in supporting your new neighbors. Click links for reviews. As you patronize, kindly tell them we sent you; it helps them and us both. And when you’ve gone somewhere three times or more, come back and see if you agree with the review – you can submit or revise one any time.
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Getting Around
Mountains are in the east. The quadrants refer to north/south of Central and east/west of the train tracks–and when giving an address they are very important. That said, Burqueños tend to locate by cross-streets. Though the city is designed on a grid, many streets stop suddenly–and pick up 100’ down the road. Study the Google maps we provide you on the reviews. They’re necessary more often than you think.
Regions
There’s an endless number of neighborhoods, but the big ones to be aware of include these. We’ll figure out something more to do with this list soon. If you have ideas, you know we want ‘em.
West Side | West Central | South Valley | Downtown | North Valley
University Area/Student Ghetto | Nob Hill | The War Zone (east of Nob Hill) | NE Heights | SE Heights
Groceries
The Fruit Basket | La Montañita Co-op | Pro’s Ranch Market
Talin World Market | Tully’s
Banks
Credit Unions: US New Mexico | Federal Educators | Sandia | Rio Grande
Local Banks: NM Bank & Trust
Corporate Banks: Compass | Bank of the West
Local Rags
Alibi | Albuquerque: The Magazine | Local IQ
Local Radio
KZRR (Rock) | KTEG (Rock) | KUNM (Community/college, NPR, Everything)
KRKE (Oldies) | KKOB (Talk/News) | KBNM (Oldies)
KANW (New/Mexican Jams) | KABG (Oldies) | KABQ (Country)
Names of Foods
If you want your world in English, we suggest a region of the country that doesn’t actively remember being conquered by both the Spaniards and the Brits.
The principles of New Mexican cooking are tortillas, pinto beans, cheese, pork/beef/chicken, eggs and chile. Chile’s spelled with an “e,” not an “i” (that’s a Tex-Mex stew). It’s not salsa verde or rojo; those are Mexican salsas, and you’re in New Mexico now. Your food will be spicy, so if you’re only beginning to train your colon ask for your chile on the side. Vegetarians, there’s always something on the menu for you. A few items you may not be familiar with:
- Atole: a thick, hot blue corn gruel drink; perfect for hangovers.
- Biscochitos: anise-flavored, heavily sugared cookies.
- Chile Relleno: roasted, peeled, batter-fried and cheese-stuffed green chile.
- “Christmas:” red and green chile. Enchiladas: tortillas filled with meat, beans or cheese, stacked, and smothered in chile and cheese.
- Carne adovada: shredded pork simmered in red chile. Chicharrones: fried pork skin.
- Chorizo: pork sausage simmered in red chile.
- Huevos Rancheros: tortilla with eggs and cheese, smothered in chile.
- Menudo: tripe and green chile stew.
- Posole: hominy, pork and red chile stew.
- Sopapilla: puffed, fried yeast bread; split and fill it with honey. Often abbreviated as sopa.
- Tamale: meat or vegetables rolled in cornmeal dough, wrapped in corn husks and steamed.


