Self Serve

Giv­ing shop­ping for lovin’ a good name. Molly and Matie’s clean, brightly-colored, only-tacky-when-they-demo-something shop car­ries toys for any bud­get, books and videos, resources on sex­ual health and well-being, and much more.

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TD's North & Gold

The gold (for­give the pun) star of local gentlemen’s clubs. Once your eyes adjust to the dark wash, note the big stage, many seat­ing options, taste­ful bar, and gor­geous women of many stripes. Bright, col­ored spin­ning lights com­ple­ment the jams nicely, and give the place a sense of real, pro­fes­sional energy. (It’s almost enough to wash the stain of Chap­ter Two from your mem­ory. If you ever went, you know, and we’re sorry.) And word from our infor­mants is the most impor­tant qual­ity of a strip club is well in-place: they treat their ladies right.

Stop by for UFC, PPV fights and monthly adult film star guests. They used to run a hell of a burger spe­cial, and maybe still do (let us know next time you’re up there!). Head to their web­site for a coupon — at the time of writ­ing, it’s free entry, any day of the week. Why are you still read­ing? Drive, motherfucker!

Plan ahead, though: North ain’t near much, and judg­ing by the $10 ATM fee and $15 bar min­i­mum, they know they got you.