U Pull-&-Pay

Rows of every make and model you can think of, so finding an alternator for that 1992 Ford Topas you bought at the DWI auction is not a problem.

Pay a few bucks, then a chaper-than-AutoZone fee for each part you pull. So next time the mechanic tries to fuck you over, just tell them, No! Fuck you, Mr. Mechanic! Know exactly what you need, bring your own tools, and a friend who knows cars if you don’t, ’cause if you buy a busted part then you just bought yourself a busted part, for reals.